Bear With Us & Butter Churn  s 04-ep 02



An exciting and terrifying week on the island as bears roam the land, ready to tear into cows and people alike…

Matt wakes up to a breakfast of mushrooms and starts his hallucinogenic journey to claim his manhood by killing a deer and providing sustenance to his family… Will he succeed or fail miserably… He sets on his trek with the camera crew not far behind to seek his fortune…

Meanwhile Snow and Bear must stay up all night chasing sounds in the bush so as to protect the cow…Lots of bears here, stock footage of trained bears walking around are presented and they are big and loud… A bear prevention strategy is laid out by the Snowgirl, and no one cares, so we move over to the garden where about 15 square feet of vegetables are growing and that is what we are now told is supposed to sustain a family of nine all winter long…sure it does…

Matt goes fishing and reels in a fish that the crew put on his line so it looks real, then eats it… While fishing, Matt tells the camera that not returning with a deer is a complete failure, and some other made up philosophy on the meaning of his life… Takes all of five seconds and we move on…

Bear is done babysitting the cow and gathers eggs, extreme style, breaks eggs extremely extreme and cooks Snowplow and himself some extreme scrambled extreme style eggs and then eats eggs extremely extreme… And all the while wearing the most ridiculous red leather jacket ever to be seen north of the Sunset Strip…

Matt is plugging through the forest with a backpack and a tarp strapped on his back in a most cumbersome fashion and actually GETS A DEER !!!! Cue the happy banjo music !!! Good for you Matt… He cleans the deer, sort of, and leaves the heart for the bears… Matt proclaims ‘Can’t lose hope, always have hope’… But danger looms as we are reminded that bears smell food !!! Run Matt run !!!

Back at the slum, Bear runs around on all fours looking to make some paint out of clay, berries and his blood I suppose. Rain helps out and looks on as Bear tells us that his favorite color is red, extreme red… Mix in bucket extreme style, make extreme mess and put on wall of treehouse to make extreme statement…

Billy says having a cow and marauding bears is a wake up call… I suspect a wake up call to sanity… Build a barn boys, today !! Get to work while I take a nap… So the crew of Bam, Gabe and Snowball get together and do just that, almost… it is a two day job… And BTW, Gabe sounded extra stupid while talking tonight, he must be trying to really press home the hillbilly accent or something..

Now Ami comes out of her cell and wakes up Noah the Great, and explains that we need a butter churn, so he breaks out the tools and does just that… Later we see Ami and Billy using the churn to make some disgusting looking mess that they proclaim is better than anything, ever… Then in the worst part of the program, they start playing lovey dovey with each other and I for one just went ewwwwwww…. 

Matt struggling to make it home, dragging a deer in a tarp, chased by bears, he even has to scare one away with a revolver shot in the air, and then throws the revolver on the ground… Bear and Raindrop play kick the bucket… Well, Bear does…

Next week – TNT !!!! Can’t wait !!!

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