Alaskan Bush People s 03-ep 19
The Brown’s Fake Christmas in Alaska
What is wrong with this picture…?
Let us all ignore the fact that this was filmed in August (no snow, short
sleeves, leaves on trees, sunlight) and celebrate a Christmas with
television’s biggest scam artists and losers that just will not go
Get the paid extras to pretend that these Brown creeps are their long
lost friends, put them on a boat to the Brown dump and then pump
them with cash to longingly marvel at the way these bums live their
pathetic life… If that isn’t bad enough, force them to pretend that it is
actually Christmas time and to sit and reminince about Billy and his
We once again hear Big Bill talk about the 30 year struggle after his
parents tragic demise, to attain a shack in the woods with a bunch of
unemployed and uneducated morons that he lovingly calls his children.
He pines on about wishing his father could see him now living his
fabulous and exceptional dream of dreams. Is this guy delusional or
what ? 30 friggin years to live like bums in a shanty that most folks
would run from screaming into the night ?
Ok, the annoying announcer does mention that the idiots don’t
celebrate Christmas like normal people, they just make up crap as it
passes through them. It can be July or March, but hey, it’s Christmas
time in Brown town… I’ll bet the real Christmas is spent in Vegas at a
luxury suite, or on the coast gazing at the waves while the Rolexes and
Tiffiny jewelry are passed around…
Let’s follow the extreme mental case Bear and his dentist free sister
Bird on a duck hunt in the outdoors. They tie up the johnboat and
everyone instantly knows that it is wrong wrong wrong… After taking
several hundred shots at the paid extra ducks that were flown in for
filming, we walk back to the boat and, yep, the idiots screwed up
again. Doesn’t matter that they have lived their whole life next to
water and around boats, they can’t be expected to bring enough rope
and to tie up a boat properly… But of course the extreme Bear also
teaches us that some people actually use a device called a ‘duck blind’
to successfully hunt ducks… Wow, I wrote that down in case I ever go
Matt is back !!! No one cares !!!
Extremely stupid Bear takes the hillbilly under his wing and teaches
him to hang from a rope, howl mindlessly at the moon and how to
start a fire with a Bic lighter… They must have paid the hillbilly extra
cash to somehow keep a straight face…
And even the commercials were filled with the Browns as they are set
to debut another season in January, I almost cried, wait, I’ll admit it, I
Let’s buy some knives in town and other worthless looking junk, and
say that we made them with our own two hands, and at the end of the
show give them to whoever has their hand out and pretend to be
amazed at the junk… Or rip apart a plastic tub (that used to be part of a greenhouse, yea we didn’t forget about that elephant in the room…),
put on a piece of rope and call it a sled. But being that it is August, it
appears Matt is still hammered and forgot that sleds need snow.
Merry Christmas to all… What will 2017 bring ?